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I'm Basically A Detective Blood Splatter Earrings

  • These cheeky teardrop blood splatter earrings are laser cut and engraved with the saying “I’m basically a detective.” These earrings make the perfect gift for the true crime lover in your life! The earring hangs down approximately 2.5” and is made from 1/8” thick patterned wood. The pattern is blood splatter with a few different shades of red on a white background. Each pair of earrings will be uniquely patterned and colored. We cannot guarantee colors or patterns that will appear in the pair of earrings we cut for you, but your earrings will look similar to the earrings pictured in the listing photos. Our earring hooks are made from hypoallergenic stainless steel and are lightweight and gentle on sensitive ears.

    While your earrings will closely resemble the listing photos, due to the natural variations in wood, the graining patterns and color will vary from piece to piece.