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My Crystal Ball Says Stained Wood Sign

  • This cheeky sign will be the perfect addition to your home this spooky season. This wall art features “My crystal ball says you’re full of shit” with a fortune tellers hands laser engraved on a solid piece of pine and stained in the color of your choosing from our stain options. The sign measures in at approximately 5.5” x 5.5”, the perfect size to fit anywhere in your home. We include a saw tooth hanger on the back of each sign, so it is ready to go as soon as you receive it. Sawtooth hangers can be easily removed if you wish to attach using another method or plan to have the sign leaning on a shelf.  

    To clean your wood sign simply wipe down with a non-abrasive damp rag and allow to dry. Do not submerge your board in water or wash in the dishwasher as it will ruin the wood.

    All our wood signs are handmade, hand painted, and unique. While it will closely resemble the look of the pictured sign, wood grains and colors vary from piece to piece due to natural variations in wood and your finished item may vary slightly from the listing photo. Due to our items being made to order, all sales are final. If your item is damaged upon arrival, please contact us and we will do our best to make it right.